Reinvented the Popsicle

[fallen2289]

So, I was thinking if the popsicle is for pop music then, there should be an ice cream for every type of music.

Examples:

Shredsicle

Progsicle

Deathsicle (death metal)

Classicle (sounds the same)

Well, if anyone has new ones just let me know.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

A sicle is like a scythe, so shredsicle and deathsicle sound awesome .

 

[raythetse]

newagesicle
experimensicle
instrumensicle

 

[shanky]

I'd imagine the progsicle would be long and oddly shaped, the shredsicle wouldn't have any taste, and the deathsicle would have an odd taste that only a few people enjoy.

 

[Horus]

Here's how I'd define these, but I did it for as many musical genres as I could think of:

Popsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes.... fruity.
Rocksicle- An Ice Cream Bar made out of Rocks and Dirt. Popular among cavemen.
Shredsicle- An ice cream bar made from razor blades and needles.
Deathsicle- A poisoned Ice Cream Bar. Best served with Punch.
Classicle- An Ice Cream Bar from the 1700's, with specific rules as to how to eat it.
Neo-Classicle- An Ice Cream Bar in Harmonic Minor scales, and tuned to Eb. Served best with the Shredsicle.
NewAgesicle- An Ice Cream Bar that puts you to sleep
Experimensicle- An Ice Cream Bar that still has yet to be tested
Instrumensicle- An Ice Cream Bar without lyrics
Progsicle- A box of ice cream bars with an odd number of ice cream bars in it.
ProgRocksicle - An Ice Cream Bar for people who hate post-Scenes from a Memory Dream Theater
ProgMetalsicle - An Ice Cream Bar for people who love post-Scenes from a Memory Dream Theater
Powersicle- An Ice Cream Bar that gives you magical powers and/or makes you feel like slaying a dragon
Psychadelicle- An Ice Cream Bar made with Ice Cream and Acid
Nu-sicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like crap
Reggaesicle- Dis Ice Cream Bar iz da shit, mon!!
80'sicle- A cheese flavored Ice Cream Bar
Gwarsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like a human fetus and Alien guts.
Rapsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like Menthols
Emosicle- An alternate version of the Nu-Sicle, made very carelessly.
Blacksicle- An Ice Cream Bar made in the pits of hell, out of Darkness and all that's evil.
Punksicle- An Ice Cream Bar that has Anarchistic messages written on the stick.
Speedsicle- An Ice Cream Bar made exclusively for good guitarrists.
Glamsicle - A combination of the formulas for the Popsicle and the 80’sicle
Thrashicle - An Ice Cream Bar with ridiculously fast drumming and Power Chords
Dancicle - An Ice Cream Bar commonly served with Ecstasy and Techno music
Bluesicle - A sad Ice Cream Bar
Jazzicle - An Ice Cream Bar that was the basis for almost all other Ice Cream Bars after it.
Countrysicle - An Ice Cream Bar made in the Deep South
Gothsicle - An Ice Cream Bar made from human sorrow and misery
Primusicle - An Ice Cream Bar made for people who are either really weird, play a 6+ string bass, or some cooky combination of the 2.
Alternicle - An Ice Cream Bar made for people who don’t like Classic, aren’t man enough for Metal, are too smart for Punk, too lazy for Prog, and not cool enough for Psychadelic.
Christicle - An Ice Cream Bar made for hardcore Christians
Elevatorsicle - An Ice Cream Bar made for enjoyment while in an Elevator.
Prayersicle - An Ice Cream Bar that actually praises whatever God(s) you may happen to worship whenever you eat one.
Showtunesicle - That Ice Cream Bar that they always sing about in radio jingles
Ragtimesicle - An Ice Cream Bar in the background of silent movies.


More to come.

 

[fallen2289]

Here's how I'd define these:

Popsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes.... fruity.
Rocksicle- An Ice Cream Bar made out of Rocks and Dirt. Popular among cavemen.
Shredsicle- An ice cream bar made from razor blades and needles.
Deathsicle- A poisoned Ice Cream Bar. Best served with Punch.
Classicle- An Ice Cream Bar from the 1700's, with specific rules as to how to eat it.
Neo-Classicle- An Ice Cream Bar in Harmonic Minor scales, and tuned to Eb. Served best with the Shredsicle.
NewAgesicle- An Ice Cream Bar that puts you to sleep
Experimensicle- An Ice Cream Bar that still has yet to be tested
Instrumensicle- An Ice Cream Bar without lyrics
Progsicle- A box of ice cream bars with an odd number of ice cream bars in it.
Powersicle- An Ice Cream Bar that gives you magical powers and/or makes you feel like slaying a dragon
Psychadelicle- An Ice Cream Bar made with Ice Cream and Acid
Nu-sicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like crap
Reggaesicle- Dis Ice Cream Bar iz da shit, mon!!
80'sicle- A cheese flavored Ice Cream Bar
Gwarsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like a human fetus and Alien guts.
Rapsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like Menthols
Emosicle- An alternate version of the Nu-Sicle, made very carelessly.
Blacksicle- An Ice Cream Bar made in the pits of hell, out of Darkness and all that's evil.
Punksicle- An Ice Cream Bar that has Anarchistic messages written on the stick.
Speedsicle- An Ice Cream Bar made exclusively for good guitarrists.

More to come.

Amazing. This is the exact reason why I make these threads.

 

[Horus]

And I'm still not done. I added more.

When you're me, sitting in my basement, with no job, not too many friends, not liking the outside, taking a hiatus from band practices and my gear at my bassist's house, doing nothing all day but spending my time on the internet, you need something to do.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

lol, nice work .

 

[Cephalopod]

Here's how I'd define these, but I did it for as many musical genres as I could think of:

Powersicle- An Ice Cream Bar that gives you magical powers and/or makes you feel like slaying a dragon
Gwarsicle- An Ice Cream Bar that tastes like a human fetus and Alien guts.

I think I've had both of those before. The powersicle tastes much like lime sherbet, only with small hints of hobbit blood and glitter. But I'd say the Gwarsicle tastes more like gizzards than fetus.

 

[Horus]

Good point.

Has anyone ever actually had an Elevatorsicle? It's awesome, but when you have one and you're not in an elevator, it really makes you say "Damn, I wish I was in an elevator right now."

 

[Cephalopod]

Good point.

Has anyone ever actually had an Elevatorsicle? It's awesome, but when you have one and you're not in an elevator, it really makes you say "Damn, I wish I was in an elevator right now."

Does it make you feel all disoriented after you eat it? Because that's how I always feel after I get off an elevator.

 

[Horus]

I never actually had one on an elevator. I just had one and it made me say "Damn, I wish I was in an elevator right now."

I guess if Elevators make you feel disoriented, it'll make you do it.

 

[Fakerofdeath]

Jesusicle- A Ice Cream Bar infused with the power of Jesus