reminder: super secret, ultra cool premier member meeting at noon

[minxnim]

be there !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[minxnim]

nick will be doing an african interpretive dance!

 

[minxnim]

it will be entitled "The Tree and the Red Sunrise"

 

[FalseTodd]

I made macaroni and cheese for everyone! See you at noon!

 

[minxnim]

yay! <3 falsetodd <3

 

[xfer]

where's this?

 

[minxnim]

in the super secret premier member's only private suite of course

 

[xfer]

i'll bring the rum punch.

 

[minxnim]

i'm bringing a dj and two cartons of lucky strikes

 

[avi]

assholes.

 

[minxnim]

jealous much?

 

[xfer]

p.s. premier members' shit don't stink

 

[avi]

fuck off.

 

[minxnim]

avi's so salty

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

alex can you bring sparklers? i love sparklers.

 

[xfer]

fer sure. this is going to be a blast.

 

[FalseTodd]

Man, it's like Avi thought Santa could keep him from getting married. Now that it's happened his true character is revealed.

 

[minxnim]

awesome. i will bring fruit salad. everyone likes fruit salad.

 

[FalseTodd]

"I do."

"I do."

(STOMP! Shatter!)

"Okay. Are we done? Yeah? Lesse here....glass broken...check. she's got...hey have you got the- you - yeah, the ring...have you- okay cool. Sais 'I do'....okay that's the list. FUCK OFF, DICKS."