Rick Rubin called in to produce new Metalliturd album

[Saucy_Jack]

I don't know why everyone is getting their hopes up. Rubin's not a fucken miracle worker. Nobody can sculpt a Venus De Milo out of dog shit. Even Merlin would'nt have enough magic to work on these out burnt out fools. Lars is a coked out Pro Tools junkie who is so out of touch with heavy music now its not funny. Anyone catch that MTV Metalliturd tribute when Limp Bizkits and Avril Levine played. I just remember seeing Lars headbanging while those cocksuckers butchered a bunch of covers and wanting to slap the piss out of the pasty little Danish shithead. It was from that moment that I realised Metallica can never be saved.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I don´t know why people even bother bringing this up, Metallicas relevance in metal these days is about as high as Sharon Osbournes latest lap dogs turds. Hope Rubin gets a big check for the trouble.

 

[SueNC]

say 'goodbye' to Rubin's reputation.

 

[Hawng]

If any of you guys have heard what hes did for Slipknots new album.... let just say not very heavey,and very radio freindly.

 

[Saucy_Jack]

let just say not very heavey,and very radio freindly.

Right up Lars alley then.

 

[Salvatore]

They should name it "Sell em All" and the cover would be a shadow of a hand holding cash.

 

[SueNC]

They should name it "Sell em All" and the cover would be a shadow of a hand holding cash.

I LIKE IT!!

 

[schenkadere]

If any of you guys have heard what hes did for Slipknots new album.... let just say not very heavey,and very radio freindly.

Slipknot blows...I saw them...it was pure torture.

 

[MyHatred]

I agree.

I have seen them a couple of times and each time it brought sucking to a whole new level. They have to do some serious remixing when they release their live stuff because each time I have seen them they were a muddled up mess. Just cannot get into that band at all.

 

[johnnieCzech]

Slipknot blows...I saw them...it was pure torture.

Agreed. However I like one song off the latest album, yet can't remember the name. But live, they put all of the four letters to SUCK.

 

[Hawng]

Slipknot blows...I saw them...it was pure torture.

I wouldnt have went.....

 

[johnnieCzech]

I wouldnt have went.....

Wouldn't go to their headlining show either. I saw them supporting the band this thread is actually about...

 

[stuglue]

Yep ShitRot are terrible.Mr Bungle did the odd masks thing back in the late 80's AND they had the songs to back it up.

 

[gaschamber]

even rick rubin cant turn shit to gold.

and the ironic thing is...the shit...in this case, used to be gold.