Since the dawn of time, or, more likely, since the dawn of the Glorious Burden, Iced Earth fans all over the universe have been asking themselves only one question: "Ripper or Barlow?" For some, the question is easily answered; for others, the truth is not so obvious.
The singers are very different, and they both have their own qualities. Barlow is a great singer: dramatic, versatile, and hes great at writing lyrics. Ripper, well what can one say about Ripper besides, simply, he kicks ass? Because it is true, Ripper does indeed kick ass. Seriously. Just listen to Red Baron and Waterloo to hear his awesomeness, or see them in concert for Christs sake.
Where do I stand on this question, you ask? RIPPER!!! He is a king I tell you, A KING! A HERO! There are no opinions among rational people. I am rational. What I believe is not an opinion. Its a mother fucking fact, baby! Gettysburg, Waterloo . Oh my God. These songs The Power The sheer honor of it all!
In case you folks out there in forum land do not detect my humor (just look at the post about Ashlee Simpson if dont see the reason why I said this), I am totally 100% serious! Serious, with an aura of exaggeration that is. If you dont believe Ripper could rip Barlows head off and shove it deep into the depths of hell, I will send a rain of enlightenment upon you. Holy Thunder Force shall rain upon you, and you will see the light.
With all joking aside, who do all you kind folks prefer?
The singers are very different, and they both have their own qualities. Barlow is a great singer: dramatic, versatile, and hes great at writing lyrics. Ripper, well what can one say about Ripper besides, simply, he kicks ass? Because it is true, Ripper does indeed kick ass. Seriously. Just listen to Red Baron and Waterloo to hear his awesomeness, or see them in concert for Christs sake.
Where do I stand on this question, you ask? RIPPER!!! He is a king I tell you, A KING! A HERO! There are no opinions among rational people. I am rational. What I believe is not an opinion. Its a mother fucking fact, baby! Gettysburg, Waterloo . Oh my God. These songs The Power The sheer honor of it all!
In case you folks out there in forum land do not detect my humor (just look at the post about Ashlee Simpson if dont see the reason why I said this), I am totally 100% serious! Serious, with an aura of exaggeration that is. If you dont believe Ripper could rip Barlows head off and shove it deep into the depths of hell, I will send a rain of enlightenment upon you. Holy Thunder Force shall rain upon you, and you will see the light.
With all joking aside, who do all you kind folks prefer?