Russian Physicians Find Out New "Enlarge Your Penis" Revolutionary Treatment

“Women will never suspect it is artificial.”
or soem reason I have the mental image of this getting dressed afterwards and saying "FOOLED JOOOO!!"

seriously though, puberty for that guy must have sucked in school.
 
The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.


LOL
 
what happns if:
1) he gets kicked in the crotch?
2) he high fived someone with a his cock arm?
3) he wanted to play guitar?