sadly, the first thing i thought when this happened was "I GOTTA POST THIS!"

[minxnim]

i was on the subway this morning (about 30 minutes ago) and this group of kids with 4 adults got on (about 15 boys) and they were from this place called 'mission connect' which is this religious group. (they all had t-shirts that said this and something about hayes barton something or other with a jesus face on it)
so they're just standing around on the train and it gets to 14th street and i get up to leave and the weirdo adult chaperone or whatever says to me "the boys think you are the picture of god's righteousness!" and i was like "I KNOW RIGHT???" and i burst out laughing.



GOD LOVES ME GUYS.

 

[avi]

noyce!

 

[minxnim]

the best part was when i said 'I KNOW RIGHT?' and they all were thinking pshhh bitch please (but religious people don't say that stuff)

 

[xfer]

they probably prayed for you like mad when you left! god was all like "wtf did i just receive a dozen prayers for amanda for all at once?!"

 

[goatschool]

were "the boys" selling god's candybars, too?

 

[minxnim]

no they were missionaries, they were probably going to the bronx or harlem to do some outreach work or paint a house or feed a crackhead or something.
the kids were all like 15-16 i think.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahsjhdjksdhlsafhk!!

 

[minxnim]

actually i should be honest, what the best part is is this: i felt like CRAP this am. like, i look all rough around the edges and i feel like hell and then a bunch of teenage boys really drive it home.

 

[chupe666]

they probably prayed for you like mad when you left! god was all like "wtf did i just receive a dozen prayers for amanda for all at once?!"

also, i heard on the news this morning that deion sanders got sued by this car repairman who charged him $4000 for fixing his car. deion paid $1500 because he said that's what Jesus told him to pay. The judge found in favor of deion, saying that he'd paid enough. So it pays to listen to Jesus.

 

[RealmArchitect]

so, the question arises once again; what would jesus do for a klondike bar?

i just like to know my limits, and thems be jesus' as well, so, i need to know.