the docs up on the smoking gun are HILARIOUS!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
Sam, have you been following the Bill O'Reilly controversy?
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FalseTodd
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Lizard, I knew you'd be on top of these things!
god, I wish this had come out BEFORE his Daily Show appearance.
god, I wish this had come out BEFORE his Daily Show appearance.
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from thedarkwindow:
Obviously we have no way of knowing about the charges against O'Reilly but we think the conversations themselves are quite enlightening and decided to present a couple of excerpts in juxtaposition with glowing reviews of O'Reilly's book, The No Spin Zone, from TownHall.com.
Quotes from the review are in yellow and O'Reilly is in steamy white.
In The No Spin Zone, O'Reilly teaches what he believes are some of our great American values: common sense, decency, pride, self-respect, individual choice and compassion. He also illuminates some values that are not so great: lies, rationalizations, equivocation, perjury, spin, self-centeredness and not taking responsibility for one's actions or life.
During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.
Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me...Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my...It was good."
Big charge out of his what, I wonder. But back to TownHall.
O'Reilly is against the lack of guilt, the lack of remorse, and the lack of outrage some individuals exhibit while stealing, cheating, spinning the truth, or blaming others for their shortcomings. He is disgusted with despicable public morality and the lack of responsibility for individual misbehavior. He is against the media's non-judgmental acceptance of uncivilized behavior; that is, the kind of "openness and tolerance" which lead to adults having sex with children and other bizarre behavior. These are not, he writes, psychologically healthy American values.
After climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY again boasted that none of the women he'd engaged in sexual relations with would ever tell:
"Nobody'd believe 'em...they wouldn't [tell] anyway, I can't imagine any of them ever doing that 'cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down."
Read this book and revive the values you've been suppressing. Your life will be energized and you can include yourself among those Americans who make a difference. Values, ethics and morals... it's what the non-material life is all about.
Defendant BILL O'REILLY concluded stating:
"You know, Mackris, in these days of your celibacy and your hibernation this is good for you to have a little fantasy outlet, you know, just to keep it tuned, keep that sensuality tuned until you know Mr. Right comes along and then you can put him in traction...I'm trying to tell you, this is good for your mental health."
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haha "bedded them down" whoahahahahahaha that bill is one stud!
Obviously we have no way of knowing about the charges against O'Reilly but we think the conversations themselves are quite enlightening and decided to present a couple of excerpts in juxtaposition with glowing reviews of O'Reilly's book, The No Spin Zone, from TownHall.com.
Quotes from the review are in yellow and O'Reilly is in steamy white.
In The No Spin Zone, O'Reilly teaches what he believes are some of our great American values: common sense, decency, pride, self-respect, individual choice and compassion. He also illuminates some values that are not so great: lies, rationalizations, equivocation, perjury, spin, self-centeredness and not taking responsibility for one's actions or life.
During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.
Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me...Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my...It was good."
Big charge out of his what, I wonder. But back to TownHall.
O'Reilly is against the lack of guilt, the lack of remorse, and the lack of outrage some individuals exhibit while stealing, cheating, spinning the truth, or blaming others for their shortcomings. He is disgusted with despicable public morality and the lack of responsibility for individual misbehavior. He is against the media's non-judgmental acceptance of uncivilized behavior; that is, the kind of "openness and tolerance" which lead to adults having sex with children and other bizarre behavior. These are not, he writes, psychologically healthy American values.
After climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY again boasted that none of the women he'd engaged in sexual relations with would ever tell:
"Nobody'd believe 'em...they wouldn't [tell] anyway, I can't imagine any of them ever doing that 'cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down."
Read this book and revive the values you've been suppressing. Your life will be energized and you can include yourself among those Americans who make a difference. Values, ethics and morals... it's what the non-material life is all about.
Defendant BILL O'REILLY concluded stating:
"You know, Mackris, in these days of your celibacy and your hibernation this is good for you to have a little fantasy outlet, you know, just to keep it tuned, keep that sensuality tuned until you know Mr. Right comes along and then you can put him in traction...I'm trying to tell you, this is good for your mental health."
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haha "bedded them down" whoahahahahahaha that bill is one stud!
lizard
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I'm not a woman but the thought of Bill O'Reilley getting me on the phone and firing off rounds is just too much to, no pun intended, stomach.
FalseTodd
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Oh my god.
I can see it when i close my eyes.
why did i read- oh god.
i really need to go take a shower
i jus-oh god.
I can see it when i close my eyes.
why did i read- oh god.
i really need to go take a shower
i jus-oh god.
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avi
W3RK3R
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FalseTodd
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Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
Damn, the thought of O'Reilly as a sexual predator may be my biggest struggle to hold back an avalanche of vomit I've ever had...
FalseTodd
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avi
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vvv Jake's ass vvv
FalseTodd
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i know, if its any consolation im thinking about changing my name and taking a vow of silence and having myself castrated now
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lizard
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Sam et.al., please read the smoking gun docs, where o'reilley confuses loofah with falafel, and is telling this woman, something like, "so I'll be rubbing you with the falafel..."
I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself.
I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself.
mindspell
vvv Jake's ass vvv
How does one confuse a loofah with a falafel? it doesn't make any sense to me. O'Reilly is even more of a dumbass than I thought.
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