Satan's checklist

Kaiso

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Nov 3, 2011
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scripts for $50
baby screams for Mama on the phone 'cuz she is scared 'cuz Mama gotta lives in an abandoned house and is covered in poison ivy
pick up glasses (another seriously what do you fuckers get out of stealing my glasses and prescription? Ain't a one of you actually needs it. Even the one eyed guy needs a stronger lens than the strongest one I usually get. gucking fops)
remember to get nail polish remover and sacriligeous pills before I go (pills are sacriligeous- did y'all know that?)
AR Jr deceased (God did it)
retreive specified items
stealing specified items
get hair braided for fight with Stephen
js
bubblegum mouthwash cigarettes
leather purse
some other guys backpack
clothes
sexy swimsuit
UNDONE
unspecified Scarborough Faire nonsense
baby wants daddy
daddy wants baby? (dunno how that doesn't resolve itself)
get copy of birth certificate (yet again again- seriously why do you fuckers care so much to have a copy of my birth certificate? What does it avail you?)
Konstantinos wants writ back?- writ says 'write a book'
Konstantinos and Rose McGowan ACTUALLY MANAGED TO TURN IN THEIR OWN FORGERIES OF WRIT- solve the VERY FUCKED UP situation that created (perpetual and permanant task for all- punch them if you see them btw)
Stephen wants something I dunno what (potentially partially done)
Drink and fight with Stephen (yep, that is a writ)
Mick ordered heroin use (yep, that's a writ)

oh geez, there is this other writ, lemme think what is it called? you know that thing neurologists do with the flashy lights? yah, that never got turned in EXACTLY. and it has been around awhile. but I ain't gotta turn in my work you know? We got our shit together. Ok not really- it's FUBAR (see above with Konstantinos and Rose McGowan)
 
I just ranked up to Colonel in BF3, so imma make me a sammich to celebrate

What's everyone else doing/eating?
 
We just ate dinner, and cleaned the kitchen. We ate noodles, mixed vegetables, and pepper steak in orange sauce. It was the 'We forgot to fix rice: noodles cook faster' dinner. aka well, it's not really lo mein with orange sauce is it?
 
I had some nice risotto, I guess I'm pretty good at making it but you don't have to go to Europe. it depends on what hand you choose to be dealt when the drugs come. pick the metaphor and you will have to go to Europe. pick the real thing and all will be well. probably does get you into trouble with a very specific group of people. now I don't know about talking to others when Alexi is there- that could get you into some real trouble. Odds, it's okay to speak to Alexi as long as it is German. German will be German when you speak to Alexi. always and forever. and now that I've said that Odds will be sent to Europe to hang with Bodom. and Clif will be the one that has to take me in. The fun drugs for the video will be Lexapro and Viagra btw. metaphors of Lust and Envy respectively heroin heroine Valerie Valkyre sure there's a joke there somewhere.

AND DID I MENTION YOU GET TO MAKE WRATH? There's no official note on what is wrath so you could make anything you like
 
I just added a dash of oil to a frypan and fried me up some thinly sliced potato & garlic, had that going for a bit. To this I added sliced capsicum and chicken strips. I put a lid on it and gave it a bit of a stir every few minutes.

Turned off the stove and let the steam and radiating heat do its work for a few extra minutes. It settled rather nicely and tasted great!

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easy...
 
Oh hey, I forgot something: set up weed deal outside library. progress: waiting for a customer. better fucking hurry up 'cuz when my zoloft refill is ready I really AM gonna go into that program