Savage winged lizards or giant robots

[TalesOfTerror]

"Okay," I say. "Let’s take a look at the lyrical aspects that separate these two masters off metal. True to form, Priest have serious, important lyrics that deal with vital issues of the day, like savage winged lizards or giant robots killing off entire planets. No wussy love crap here. And when Priest aren’t singing about demons and such, they’re delivering powerful anthems to metal fans everywhere, telling them to unite in the kingdom of Metaldom!"

"Like Defenders of the Faith," Lester jumps in. "That is such a bitchin' song!"

 

[buzzardbutt]

I read it and I liked it, the way they talk is like Bill and Ted.
They act dumb but you know they know what they're talking about.