Scorpion on a plane...

[sixxswine]

Scorpion stings Vermont man on airplane - Yahoo! News

 

[Wyvern]

Yeah but not the type Kitty wants

 

[poundingmetal74]

How the hell does a scorpion get on a plane? Is Vermont infested with them? I hope the next time I board a plane in Detroit I get attacked by a kangaroo.

(I think I just jinxed myself)

 

[sixxswine]

How the hell does a scorpion get on a plane? Is Vermont infested with them? I hope the next time I board a plane in Detroit I get attacked by a kangaroo.

(I think I just jinxed myself)

All you need to do is ask, I happen to have an adult sized Kangaroo suit...
Should I bring a bar of soap wrapped in a towel or would you prefer a lead pipe?!

 

[poundingmetal74]

Boxing Gloves, Sixx. Lead Pipe won't go through the metal detector.... but a pipe bomb will!

 

[Wyvern]

Actually lead can go thru detector if it's pure. Lead is non-magnetic

I read the scorpion actually was in a backpack of somebody that departed in the American flight from here (or something like it).

 

[sixxswine]

Actually lead can go thru detector if it's pure. Lead is non-magnetic

I do believe you're correct. Unfortunately they'll catch it when they X-ray the baggage...

 

[Wyvern]

I do believe you're correct. Unfortunately they'll catch it when they X-ray the baggage...

I never say it was a failproof plan

You can eat a lot of beans and cabbage with egg and then drink a milkshake, once in the plane you can fart over the attacking beast. No x-ray or metal detector can find a chemical weapon

 

[delize]

I don't have to worry about all that...I don't fly