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Harden the fuck up.


Hotelier leaves home for a week so it can be decorated . . . then 15 jobless Italian squatters move in

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Police are powerless to intervene because squatting is a civil rather than criminal offence


FULLSTORY:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322246/Man-leaves-home-week-decorated-15-squatters-in.html



Cafe owner ordered to remove extractor fan because neighbour claimed 'smell of frying bacon offends Muslims'


Planning bosses acted against Beverley Akciecek, 49, after being told her next-door neighbour's Muslim friends had felt 'physically sick' due to the 'foul odour'.


FULLSTORY:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ell-frying-bacon-offends-passing-Muslims.html
 
:lol: I dont even know wether to laugh or to cry

I'm so fucking thankful I dont live in that shithole
 
its hurting my head trying to believe you can really do that.
 
This is shit the Onion has made up. I refuse to accept this as reality. Shouldn't there be a health code law that demands proper ventilation? And what about trespassing? "Squatting" does sound like something a bunch of lazy fucking Italians would do, I would have shot them all and I'm Italian.
 
Italian immigrants are hardworking badasses, whereas Italians from Europe are fucking leeches. Sames goes for French in Quebec v.s. French from France... although 50% of Quebecers are faggots too.
 
Yea just about all immigrants are hardworking. You don't cross an entire ocean, or jump shoddy border fencing, to just loaf.

inb4 African's. I don't know what kind of point I'm making. It just seemed "hip" to do.
 
Sames goes for French in Quebec v.s. French from France... although 50% of Quebecers are faggots too.

More like 90% but sure.

Yea just about all immigrants are hardworking. You don't cross an entire ocean, or jump shoddy border fencing, to just loaf.

inb4 African's. I don't know what kind of point I'm making. It just seemed "hip" to do.

Just because they are black doesn't mean they are immigrants, their families have probably been here longer than many. They're just as lazy and stupid as the white kids, only they're poor. Toss on a Nelson Mandela accent and give the fucker a scholarship.

Unless you actually mean Jamaicans, but its not so much their laziness that it is they run on Island time.. "j'ya be deer 'bout 3:00" could mean anywhere from 2-5.

Dude, there's even more of this shit in Quebec. Tho I couldn't say much about the rest of Canada.

No it doesn't happen in the rest of Canada because the rest of Canada isn't fucking lame as fuck.

Edit: And if it did happen, you could kill them and claim it was a home invasion and the criminals were violent :p
 
No you couldn't. Canada doesn't have right to protect property entrenched in our constitution (like the Americans). If someone is on your property (e.g. burglar) and you kill them, then you're still culpable for murder and will probably get 10-25 years in jail (except in a case self defense where they were attacking you with deadly force, but the onus is on you [you need to prove it], and if it was anything less than deadly force then you're still fucked).

The government can at any moment tell you they want your land, pay you the "fair price" for it and tell you to fuck off. The federal government owns all the land in Canada, we have no right to property.
 
Just because they are black doesn't mean they are immigrants, their families have probably been here longer than many. They're just as lazy and stupid as the white kids, only they're poor. Toss on a Nelson Mandela accent and give the fucker a scholarship.

It was a joke, that's why it was an edit. But you're right :lol:.
And my father had hired many Jamaican's when he was working full time in NYC. His trade was welding and he made money, so naturally the people he hired were paid very well and when they had enough of America's bullshit they went back to their country with the extra cash to buy supplies and upgrade their own shops. And you're correct, I never could understand a fucken word they said, and only being 11 when i started working during the summer there, I could only stare and smile.
 
If someone is on your property (e.g. burglar) and you kill them, then you're still culpable for murder and will probably get 10-25 years in jail

Pretty much the same in Aus.

except in a case self defense where they were attacking you with deadly force... and if it was anything less than deadly force then you're still fucked

I commend you on your knowledge of self defence. So many people don't understand the concept.

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Yea they're pretty lazy. One was in my platoon during basic training and after only 2 weeks he was crying to go home and smoke some weed. He was joining to work on amphibious landing craft in the reserves, like the Army needs that.

Quick anecdote, down in north carolina near my parents, you will see the farm raised country folk walk down to their mail boxes with a rifle for whatever reason. The rich white asshole clenching type's don't do that shit though. My dad and my brother chased these 3 hoodlums off the property armed with their AR-15's. They sat and waited for the sheriff and cleared up what the kids were doing. I really didn't agree with them riding to the end of the property armed, seeing who they were potentially meeting could have been armed themselves, killing the both of them. But the sheriff had no problem with how they handled the situation.
 
Granted, if you did that in a Long Island suburb, a swat team would show up. But still, if you're in your home and someone breaks in or tries to jack your car you can kill them and most cases result in you not getting convicted of manslaughter.
 
No you couldn't. Canada doesn't have right to protect property entrenched in our constitution (like the Americans). If someone is on your property (e.g. burglar) and you kill them, then you're still culpable for murder and will probably get 10-25 years in jail (except in a case self defense where they were attacking you with deadly force, but the onus is on you [you need to prove it], and if it was anything less than deadly force then you're still fucked).

Yeah I'm well aware, but if you do end up killing them all there really isn't anyone to say they were not attempting their own deadly force ;) Their fingerprints would be all over the knives and cookware by then.

It was a joke, that's why it was an edit. But you're right :lol:.
And my father had hired many Jamaican's when he was working full time in NYC. His trade was welding and he made money, so naturally the people he hired were paid very well and when they had enough of America's bullshit they went back to their country with the extra cash to buy supplies and upgrade their own shops. And you're correct, I never could understand a fucken word they said, and only being 11 when i started working during the summer there, I could only stare and smile.

Was aware, most racism is a joke, a really funny one.
I rememebr the Jamaican dude in the shop at my old work, guy was awesome. He was arrested at work twice. Once was silently, cops just came and took him away, the other time someone came to work to fight him. He was still there when I left.

All racist joking online aside, Jamaicans are probably one of the worst fucking races on this planet.

Most are really cool and a lot of fun, but the evil ones got some baaad voodoo in them :(