Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll with Tila!

So here is my drummer Scott
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We had a big fucking robitussin, nyquil, hydroxzine, pepto bismol bash this past friday. After reading numerous velvet cacoon interviews, aswell as testimonials from this very board, I told my daring friend about the results stemming from the sexy syrup sloshing endeavors. Being the evil kanievil that he is! Chugged down an entire bottle of nyquil with such ferocity that I thought he o.d'ed. I then got scared, so I called my friends Kim Chee And Sim Wong to come over and look after Scott. Upon arrival scott was in a daze but slowly converting towards a transcendental nirvana. He prompted our asians chums to take a swig.

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SleeeeeeeeeeeeepOVER!


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Scott starting make a snowangel in the bed sheets. Sim Wong didnt feel the effects of the first shot. Other than noticing that her gruff cough that has been hindering her breathing for quite a many week, was suddenly absent from her vault of asian mannerisms! A jibbering Scott then slowly got back up to his feet and decided, we need to take this up a notch. Sim Wong then shot back 2/3 rds of the bottle and chased it with some Evian.

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Not wanting to be left out of the mix. My Bass Player "Chadrath" decided to join in on the halloween fun!

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All in all it was a good time to be had. I didn't have any myself. I didn't want to fall under the bimbo, drug addicted, rocker girl stereo type. But hey, it did seem like fun. So never say never I suppose? Oh what happened to Scott you ask? He got so wasted, he confessed that he also likes dudes! And even more trippy! He confessed to having a crush on "Chadrath". Hmmm I don't know. Business and pleasure dont mix.
 
post pic of vagina plz

*edit*

nyquil has denatured alcohol in it, pepto turns your poo black. only use robotussin max if youre a dumbass druggie like me you slutty chink.... now spread your browneye.
 
E-bortion said:
just fyi, chink is generally reserved for chinese, and tila is vietnamese. that would make her a gook.

i mean hey, i know you love asians so you should be correct on your racial slurs as you're plugging the hell outta them. :dopey:

edit: shit, i'm only partially right.

wiki said:
Gook
(U.S.) military slang since 1899, applied initially to Filipinos during the Filipino insurrection of 1899, and later revived for Asians during the Korean War and Vietnam War; It derives from Gugus, the Tagalog word for "tutelary spirit". See [3]. May have gained currency during the Korean conflict, since "gook" in Korean means "country"; "Migook" is "American" (literally translated, 'Migook' means 'beautiful country') and "hangook" is "Korea." Popularized to include any Asian after its widespread use during the Korean War.

vietnamese were only called gook because of the soldiers that fought in the korean war did future tours in vietnam. i think this is how it went.
 
god damn nad said:
just fyi, chink is generally reserved for chinese, and tila is vietnamese. that would make her a gook.

i mean hey, i know you love asians so you should be correct on your racial slurs as your plugging the hell outta them. :dopey:

i know this, however, this offends them moreso. its like calling a south american spic.
 
FOB is a good one, learned that my filipina ex-woman. First Off the Boat, people that i'd call chinky she would cally fobby. good times!
 
FOB actually means "Fresh off the boat". Hence they have gotten accustomed to American ways. If it meant "First off the boat", obviously they would have taught themselves the customs by now. :Smug:
 
1lb of Naked Nutrition said:
FOB actually means "Fresh off the boat". Hence they have gotten accustomed to American ways. If it meant "First off the boat", obviously they would have taught themselves the customs by now. :Smug:
god dammit, i can't keep this shit straight! see why i call everyone my pals?!?!

those google ads are great!