Sheet, Peace, Jazz (Encypted to make SFW)

[Reign in Acai]

If you could only keep the sensation from one emission, what would you choose? Base your answer on the pleasure one receives at the height prior to gasket bursting, followed by release. This has nothing to do with functionality, we're talking solely pleasure.


#ShitThread

 

[NAD]

Not sneezing. Fuck sneezing.

 

[refraction]

What is wrong with you nad? Sneezing is glorious, its like a nasal battle cry.

 

[NAD]

Sneezing sends a shockwave throughout my entire body. Literally my arms will hurt for 20 minutes after I sneeze, some weird nerve shit that fucks up my chi. Unless I'm sitting down, in which case said wave goes out my legs, and they fly up like a god damn rag doll! I don't know of anyone else who experiences this. So, I don't enjoy sneezing.

EDIT: I just consulted Google for the first time ever regarding this affliction, it said I have heart disease. Sucks.

 

[Reign in Acai]

it said I have heart disease. Sucks.

This thread just became the most important one of your life. I'd recommend making another one for Dorian, so we can find out what exactly is wrong with your ticker.