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[cthulufhtagn]

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The inner city youth orchestra has been a remarkably successful intiative in that it has kept young people off the streets after school, and exposed them to culture and disclipline thereby improving their self esteem and future prospects. The fact that the orchestra's recent rendition of Tchaikofsky's Manfred Symphony in B minor was pretty much a piece of shit should not in any way detract from this.

this article is gold, solid fucking gold

 

[skeptik]

seeing Mr. Brown off to the coast

seeing a man about a horse

 

[Demilich]

greeting the night

wtf?

Wikipedia > the rest of the internet.

 

[Guthrum]

planting a brown carrot, giving birth to a food baby, paying tribute to Dutch porn, negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages

"Shit in a bag and punch it" is a common colloquial phrase to indicate frustratation with a situation or question, eg "John has been arrested again", "Oh shit in a bag and punch it"

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha shit in a bag and punch it, i missed that



from now on i'm referring to dropping a deuce as "negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages"

 

[Evil?]

laying a fresh man-biscuit

punching a grumper,

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[Demilich]

i think "Paying tribute to Dutch porn" is the best one of all

 

[Guthrum]

I would have to agree on that. That, and the chocolate hostages one. I remember hearing one a while back that was, "Laying siege to the throne" or something.

 

[Evil?]

I always enjoyed the variant of "dropping the kids off at the pool" where kids is replaced by "Cosby's".

 

[Demonspell]

even funnier shit