shouldn't you be doing your schoolwork, will?

[Black Winter Day]

do not let yourself become subverted from a valuble education by posting worthless drivel on a message board know for its worthless drivel!


tr00

 

[Will Bozarth]

we're doing nothing right now. Web Design class. right now, we're learning the definitions of Internet and World Wide Web, and how data transfers from computer to computer highly fascinating stuff! uhhhhhh so im learning more on this board than class

 

[Black Winter Day]

what is "the internet"?

 

[Will Bozarth]

a worldwide connection of networks, which in turn contain smaller networks, each containing files, documents, and programs that are linked together in the world wide web

 

[Black Winter Day]

that's fucked up

when is this system projected to go into operation? 2041?

 

[Will Bozarth]

lol... the system's faiiilllliiiiinngggg

mac's suck

ahhh class is over, time for lunch

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I invented the internet. With Al Gore.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Al Gore is my dad.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm sorry.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

It's okay

 

[FretsAflame]

Al Gore is my dad.

Ha, i'm sorry too.

Hey, how does it feel to have a moronic automaton who says "lockbox" all the time as a father?

 

[raiz]

i'm al gore's dad. i'm utterly disappointed. so, uh..looks like your my grandson e. youth. go fetch yer pappy his pipe.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

i'm al gore's dad. i'm utterly disappointed. so, uh..looks like your my grandson e. youth. go fetch yer pappy his pipe.

what up gramps!? can i have some of that smokin fat retirement money? yes, of course i can.

i'll get you your pipe only if the stuff your putting in it is "wacky tabaccy".

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Ha, i'm sorry too.

Hey, how does it feel to have a moronic automaton who says "lockbox" all the time as a father?

fuckin A man......lockbox.........hooray!
good 'ol Al bought me a lockbox yesterday. it was made of diamond and had the internet on it. it's totally stylin. i wear it around my neck everyday.

 

[raiz]

bling bling

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

fuckin A man......lockbox.........hooray!
good 'ol Al bought me a lockbox yesterday. it was made of diamond and had the internet on it. it's totally stylin. i wear it around my neck everyday.

as a child did he threaten to put you in a lockbox when you misbehaved?

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

yah, that SAME diamond lockbox i wear around my neck now. him giving it to me now is a sign that he trusts me. and in addition to the lockbox avec(it means WITH in french you big idiots!! ) internet, he also gave me the key to the earth......its pretty damn big

 

[raiz]

that's wierd...i always thought earth was combination locked...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i was hoping it was one of those electronic card swipe things...

 

[raiz]

yeah like in hotels and shit...those are so fun...err