Silly metal

hibernal_dream

A Mind Forever Voyaging
Jul 10, 2001
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Bands that make you laugh from their absurdity. Could be lyrical silliness, funny music or just a really lame concept.

Finntroll
Jewicide
Sorrow of Tranquillity (the name :lol:)
Bloody Diarrhoea
Mortician
Dillinger Escape Plan
Helloween
Anal Cunt
Manowar
Running Wild
 
Goblin Cock
Anal Cunt and many other pornogrind bands
Fuck... I'm Dead, one of the many comedy grind bands
Ten Masked Men (do death metal covers of pop music)
Type O Negative (incredibly funny if you pay attention to half of their work)
Anthrax are also quite funny
 
Majesty < cheese-stuffed Metalism propaganda, dipped in cheese, sold with a side of cheesy bread sticks.

and pretty much any polka troll band.
 
Gehennah are about the only band I listen to that come close to being silly. They're also more metal than 99% of all metal bands out there. Here's why:

Too drunk to be silent, can't stay on his feet
With a horrible language he crawls down the street
A pleasant condition, can't hold down the food
Fistful of vomits, he's now in the mood

When he starts tumbling and drops to the floor
It's the sign he awaits, he's got to drink more
Insulting the shorthaired, his arm starts to twist
Their nose bones receives the speed of the fist

He's dirty...he's alone...he's metal to the bone

HARDROCKER

The most indecent back at school, he always skipped the class
Told his teacher to fuck off and stick it up her ass
He'll never fit into the crowd, he'll never lose his pride
He won't allow no shorthaired heads, he would rather die

Shortcut hair in sight, no words are needed to start the fight
All disco-dance must end in broken bones
Enough to get him pissed, count the teeth you soon shall miss
Footprints in your swollen face shows the way it must be done

Criminally tough and hard, headbanging where we lie
Whiplash-damage, aching neck, still banging till we die
We'll stand together to the end, ain't ever wimping out
We live and die the metal way, loud is all that counts

HARDROCKER

I love the emphasis on hatred for the "shorthairs". :lol: