Sloppy drunken sex

[Satori]

Make a point this holiday season to have a little xmas cheer and a good hard nasty fluid-ridden fuck. It'll cure what ails you and provide an adequate mental diversion while attending church.

Satori

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

and provide an adequate mental diversion while attending church.

... Having sloppy, drunk sex... IN A CHURCH??

that's a new one.

 

[musicholic]

Originally posted by Trapped




... Having sloppy, drunk sex... IN A CHURCH??

that's a new one.

That reminds me of the Simpsons' where Homer & Marge kept having sex in the putt-putt course windmill. Everyone kept reaching in trying to find their balls {not Homers'}.

 

[Lina]

so, the burning question on everyone's mind...

Do you let the bird watch?

 

[MetalManCPA]

Originally posted by Lina
so, the burning question on everyone's mind...

Do you let the bird watch?

We don't let our bird watch - you always wonder if the bird is smarter than he looks (and also fear him wanting to make a menage-a-troi)