i am very anti-cowboy boots and cowboy hats. i went to DC a month ago and when i got off the bus in chinatown i immediately saw a sorority girl type walking down the street with a cowboy hat on. then another. then a third, this one with a cowboy-hatted frat guy. we were all like "whoa is this DCs new style?? is bush responsible for making the city look like it's full of assholes???" then a fourth, a fifth, handfuls more! and finally a guy ran up to us and tried to sell us a bootleg Tim McGraw shirt and we realised a country concert had just let out and breathed a sigh of relief.