So, Have I?

[Dead_Lioness]

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Subject: HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED TODAY?


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Hi want to talk about Jesus today? He saved you, you know!







HE DID?????????
(was I naked?)

 

[Will Bozarth]

jesus shaves

 

[El Stormo]

Crucifixion? Good. Door on the left, one cross each.

 

[Chromatose]

It was a big day on jesus ranch.

 

[~Lynn~]

Must have been that feeling of utter satisfaction and enlightenment I felt after waking up and scratching my balls.

 

[Shpongled]

I saw a hilarious bumper sticker the other day. It said:

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

 

[Brooks]

Classic.


My favorite bumper sticker that I saw recently: 'Ask me about my vow of silence'

 

[slashvanyoung]

Give that Jesus guy a break! His whole existence people have been calling him nasty things. Like king of the Jews.

 

[El Stormo]

Not Jesus-related, but I had to grin at a bumper sticker on the car in front of me: "Honk if you have poor impulse control!"

 

[Lord Foul]

My two favorites recently are:
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If you're gonna ride my ass

At least pull my hair
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and

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Why don't you slip into something sexier

Like unconsciousness
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[Cat5Messiah]

My two favorites recently are:
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If you're gonna ride my ass

At least pull my hair
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and

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Why don't you slip into something sexier

Like unconsciousness
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I rather enjoy the latter.

 

[Sentient 6]

Saw a bumper sticker once that said "Jesus, please save me.... from your followers"

 

[Will Bozarth]

It was a big day on jesus ranch.

liggaguing fwiggigiggi gwalego

it was in the SsssSAAaaAaaaaaand allROIIIIITT!!!

 

[OPETH_DT]

He saves? For which hockey team?

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hahahaha

Thanks Kevin for feeling my pain <3

 

[Craysh3]

 

[Nightshade]

I believe the accurate translation is actually "Jesus slaves". And, really, who is this "Hay-seuss" guy, anyway?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

He's that guy who took yer jerb.

 

[El Stormo]

I believe the accurate translation is actually "Jesus slaves". And, really, who is this "Hay-seuss" guy, anyway?

As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass - Zeus!