So this crippled girl at work is hot for me...

[lizard]

because I'm nice to her even though she is really, REALLY boring (aside from the fact that I'm quite obviously laden with mass quantities of savoir faire (sp) and testosterone.)
She knows I'm married but still takes every effort to gimp down the hall and pester me with conversation.

What should I do??

 

[NAD]

I had a friend in this situation once, and I went through an entire dissertation on what he should do. If there is a hell, that occasion got me first spot in line for sure. So yeah, I can't repeat what I said. I'll have to tone down my advice.

Start walking really fast all the time, then when she sees you and you run away, you'll just be acting like normal while escaping!

 

[lizard]

she's not a bad person but she's not particularly attractive either...and she doesn't fit the "but she's got a great personality" thing because she's boring. I feel bad for her because she's gotten beaten up with the hard luck triple whammy stick (not cute, boring, crippled) but hey, that doesn't mean I want to hit it, which I wouldn't cheat on my wife anyway...

 

[NAD]

Multiple choice!!!

 

[Nate The Great]

What is her ailment? Is she just crippled with the boredom syndrome or something?

If she can't use her legs very well, I'd tie her to a tree with her feet just off the ground. Then I'd give her the ol' in-out. Then I'd leave her. She'll get the point (no pun intended).

 

[lizard]

she's got a gimpy leg and arm, both on the same side.

 

[Nate The Great]

she's got a gimpy leg and arm, both on the same side.

Sweet!:hotjump:

 

[lurch70]

put your hand over her mouth to shut her up and just nail her

seriously though, Years ago I worked for a Paralyzed Veterans Organization (best fucking job I ever had) and used to hang out with a lot of guys in wheelchairs.
these guys get so much ass from chicks you would not believe.

one of my friends, a black guy in a chair, who was only paralyzed from his schlong down, managed to nail two chicks in a row in a bathroom of a hotel room at one of our Xmas parties.
I know because I was in the room with him ... we rented a big suite with a bunch of co-workers

 

[Reign in Acai]

Have her lay on her gimpy side as you give her "south of the equator" your "tropic of capricorn."

Serious reply- Let her off easy, she's a cripple. Go home and make love to your wife.

 

[speed]

Well you do work with her, wouldnt everyone find out? That would suck.

 

[mousewings]

Anyone see the previews for Committed. This guy in a wheelchair is after the Marnie (the main character). He knocks out her boyfriend and wheels the bf down the street in his lap to dispose of the body or smth.

This just reminded me of that. I say tell her you're not interested. Too bad this is at work, as if it wasn't, you could be really brutal if you had to in telling her off.

 

[NAD]

lurch just gave me a terribly wicked idea to try and get laid this weekend...

 

[lurch70]

i am trying my best tonight also ... with 90% sure thing ... hmm ... been out of practice for awhile ... what exactly do I have to do?

 

[NAD]

Just try and stick it in for a few seconds before you nut all over her, that's my method.

I have like 6 chicks on my sack right now, but the 3 I've met in person don't raise the mizzenmast if you know what I'm saying. Gotta lower my standards...

 

[speed]

Up till now I have only thought of fat and ugly chicks as slump busters. I have to admit I never thought of cripples. They cant run away either--well not quickly at least.

There is a chick I know who is a albino. I was thinking I could build an internet porn site on her. The first albino porn star.

 

[lurch70]

Just try and stick it in for a few seconds before you nut all over her, that's my method.

I have like 6 chicks on my sack right now, but the 3 I've met in person don't raise the mizzenmast if you know what I'm saying. Gotta lower my standards...

Yeah, it's weird ... there are a handful of chicks I could call right now for some action, but none of them do the trick for me either. Been seeing this nice one from Romania for a month, but there is some shit I don't like. Like if I don't call her she does not call me. Put her to the test this week and it took her 4 days to call ...
Anyway, going out with this Czech bird tonight that I was necking with a few weeks ago at an Anti Valentine's Day party ... she knows what's the deal

 

[JayKeeley]

This thread is really offensive. Was the cripple a negro?

 

[lurch70]

You mean negro's are not cripples by default?

I am sure this thread will appear in Papa Josh's signature soon enough

 

[NAD]

I need to hook up with that beer snob bint, my friend that found her for me calls her Nadette because she's into quality beer, Primus, King Crimson, The Simpsons, and all kinds of other shit I dig. We were even talking about Kerouac the other, I hope she doesn't have a dick bigger than mine!

Wait, was I supposed to say something offensive? Ass. Poo. That oughtta do it.

 

[DE]

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