Mazah said:A bit constapated right now...
Lee_B said:How did the mathematician cure his constipation?
...wait for it....
He worked it out with a pencil...
swollendisgust said:talking of pencils i read this article about a guy who always lost his boner during sex, so one time before he had sex he shoved a pencil up his penis to keep himself hard. but during sex it snapped and he had to go to hospital and stuff. he said he'd never heard of viagra.
swollendisgust said:talking of pencils i read this article about a guy who always lost his boner during sex, so one time before he had sex he shoved a pencil up his penis to keep himself hard. but during sex it snapped and he had to go to hospital and stuff. he said he'd never heard of viagra.
Matti or Matt, you foreigners can never pronounce my name correctly anyway... It always sounds like "Mäti" which is some weird paste like food that comes from a dead fish...sorceron said:mazuh, matti, matt, wich one is ok?
Please stop writing about a pencil in a pee hole... By the way, i've watched from half a meter away when a nurse yanks shit out of a paralyzed old guys ass with her fingers. I'm too much in a hurry right now to explain how i got to that situation but i can tell you, it wasn't my choise...KillerRobot said:Woah woah woah, everyone's missing the main issue. Who the hell has a pee hole big enough to shove a pencil in to it?
Mazah said:Please stop writing about a pencil in a pee hole... By the way, i've watched from half a meter away when a nurse yanks shit out of a paralyzed old guys ass with her fingers. I'm too much in a hurry right now to explain how i got to that situation but i can tell you, it wasn't my choise...
Mazah said:I'd rather have a finger up my ass than a pencil down my penis...