So, What did I have to Lose?

[lizard]

My military book club monthly offerings came in the mail and with a 19.99 purchase I bought this digital camera for 7.99.

sure it's probably going to break but wtf

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• Take up to 80 high-quality photos
• Records 10 seconds of video
• Includes self timer
• Use as a web cam
• Measures just: 2 ¼” (L) x ½” (W) x 1 ½” (H)
• 100 pixels
• 16MB memory
• Weight: 1 oz.
• (Requires Windows 98, 2000, ME or XP)
• Includes camera, keychain, digital imaging software, USB cable, one AAA battery, and protective carry case

 

[xfer]

not bad!

i thought this thread was going to be about you getting kicked out of your house after asking your wife for a threesome for Christmas.

 

[lizard]

ooooo no that dog don't hunt!

but you know what...one of the women here at work took a disability discharge, and when our network guy was scrubbing her PC he got nosy and found nude photos of her and also an email where she asked her best friend, "hey, my boyfriend wants a video made of me sucking a huge cock! Can I borrow your husband?"

now this woman is emailing ME every week because I was always nice to her, wanting to meet me somewhere to "talk". I'm not saying she wants me to star in her next film, its just wierd, I don't think I can look at her with a straight face.

 

[xfer]

is this going to be hot porn or gross middle-aged porn

 

[lizard]

she was actually pretty hot. she called herself "the best shaft fondling, head gobbling, ball handling chick north of I-70"

 

[avi]

eek! run away!

 

[lizard]

I'm walking a fine line, no way do I want to get sucked (no pun intended) into this vortex.

plus my wife would KILL.

 

[minxnim]

omg this thread is scandalous

 

[lizard]

who would have thought Columbus Ohio is a hotbed of HOT SCANDALOUS ANIMAL LOVE

I'd like to say I've made this all up, but sadly, no.

 

[0sm0se]

Lizard, give her my number but I make no guarentees to the boyfriend, wouldn't be the first time I was the problem...

 

[lizard]

you don't want in on this one, man. her disability is MENTAL.

she may start the camera and then start GNAWING.

 

[0sm0se]

Most of the time I'm willing to take chances and tell a girl exactly what she is doing wrong, so if she did that, I'd hit her and in court claim self-defense.