so what do i do if the nutritional label on my dinner lies to me?

[TheNewChupe]

3 grams of fat- but i see breaded (and undoubtedly FRIED chicken) in this frozen sesame orange chicken dinner.


(also, i may die of some unknown chemical ingestion late tonight, so if no one sees me post tomorrow, callaparamedicinthestlouisareaplzthx)

 

[Aecliptica]

youre going to die a horrible , horrible death.

 

[TheNewChupe]

sweet!


maybe i can join a black metal band or nick cave's touring ensemble.

 

[Aecliptica]

can i come?

 

[TheNewChupe]

only if you can play the casaba without being presumptuously overbearing.

 

[TheNewChupe]

oh, and are you dead?

 

[Aecliptica]

ummm i can pluck my ass hairs and they make a noise...and i can be dead....if u want of course

 

[TheNewChupe]

it's a must.
for more information, contact my agent (user: xfer), who is on retainer for a picture of a really hottt indian girl.

 

[avi]

why eat food when you can drink beer?

 

[TheNewChupe]

(that is also in motion, and for the amount consumed, I probably get more nutrition from the beer than the food)

 

[xfer]