So, whats your plans for xmas folks?

[zupi_clone]

time of the year again for us to get out of here, Fr Strangelight is off to mehico for a month next week on his annual missionary duties, i meself am off to Albufeira next week for a month on eh... see whatever happens, so what about yourselves? i hate turkey, its too dry so i wont miss it, chicken is the way forward

 

[siderea]

my mother has to work so our family party is postponed
i might go watch a guy named rocky imitating a peacock somewhere in the netherlands

 

[french_anatheman]

my mother has to work so our family party is postponed
i might go watch a guy named rocky imitating a peacock somewhere in the netherlands

 

[Bambi]

lucky gets, my sister despite having a husband and three kids insists on coming home with her family in tow every christmas to be with her daddy.after that the other sister will be up with her kids so the gaff will be bedlam as always so, having been a good boy and stayed away from pubs for the last few months, my plan is

1) get pissed

2) ignore family

3) get pissed

 

[blackeyed]

well me mam is getting married in new york on the 22nd so im off there for 12 days on wednesday and coming back on te 27th.

should be a laugh.

will miss the other half though

 

[Bambi]

jaysus youze protestants are awful, no respect for the blessed baby jesus

 

[blackeyed]

im catholic im going on a christmas pilgrimage.

 

[Bambi]

catholic?? if i was you i'd disown the family and spend christmas walking up the side of Croagh Patrick in your bare feet with a group of nuns for company

 

[snow2fall]

Work. :Smug:

 

[Cerulean]

Usual family bullshit. I'd rather be at work than at those shiny-happy family meetings

 

[Bambi]

jaysus ye all wanna be working on christmas?? yis pack of miserable proddy heathens. And not one of yis would stick yizzer noses into a church on christmas eve I bet.

 

[blackeyed]

i might stick my nose in....do they smell nice or what?

 

[Bambi]

that question shows how much of a catholic you are. :Smug:

of course they smell nice. Gods in there and he smells likes incense and oil

 

[breaklose]

whomass?

 

[snow2fall]

jaysus ye all wanna be working on christmas?? yis pack of miserable proddy heathens. And not one of yis would stick yizzer noses into a church on christmas eve I bet.

"wanna be working"?! Nope, but I have to. Someone's gotta make sure that everyone gets their Christmas presents in time. Seems Santa can't do the job all by himself, he depends on mailorder services...

Why the hell would I stick my nose into a church?! They found out that the combination of burning candles and incense leads to a high concentration of carcinogenic dust, higher than that on a road with heavy traffic. No need for that. :Smug:

 

[blackeyed]

well isnt that all a catholic is by definition these days....someone who was chrsitened so.

 

[my dying groom]

They found out that the combination of burning candles and incense leads to a high concentration of carcinogenic dust, higher than that on a road with heavy traffic.

sound, so churches are highways to heaven :Spin:

 

[Bambi]

the lord god is not carcinogenic, hell on the other hand is full of smoke. take yizzer pick. Looks like im gonna have to start up the mass thread again


this reminds me, my bro had a danish berd once who stayed with us over xmas, half our lot went to midnight mass on christmas eve and she said it sounded a bit satanic. So i told her the only thing slightly satanic about it was slitting the lambs throat at the end. she believed me too . Im sure i heard little baby jesus in the crib laughin at her

 

[Bambi]

whomass?

ah you're excused mehdi being innocent in the ways of the one true god. Peace be with you

 

[snow2fall]

sound, so churches are highways to heaven :Spin:

All of a sudden the word "ascension" gets a whole new meaning.

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