I'm already onto this Phloggy - just make sure you're in your house on December 19th, anywhere between 9am and 5pm. Whatever you do, when a courier turns up with a VERY LARGE box and asks for you to sign for it, make sure you do it - they've only got oxygen for 26 hours, they'll never make the trip home.
Don't worry mate - when they do their final fairwell pension tour they'll play you guys - and if they don't we'll arrange to have Rod kidnapped and sent to Australia to 'answer his critics' in person. :Smug: