so you're more professional than me

Which of these options is the most professional?

  • upend the tables in the writing center to create a fort and drink juice boxes while flinging paper c

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Practice my part for the motW forum flashmob rendition of Portabello road

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sit in the waiting area and pretend I'm a client, causing everyone in the center to go looking for t

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Refuse to help the next client until my supervisor arrives then when they do... insist that they're

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Write horrible haikus about how lonely it is and make everyone listen to them at the next staff meet

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Go off on tangents with any and all clients about the forthcoming kayo-dot album

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Perform a strip tease to the album sung by the 80's WWF roster inexplicably sitting on my hard drive

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Use office resources to browse porn

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Explore my sexuality with a turkey baster

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Use office resources to film me exploring my sexuality with a turkey baster and sell it as porn

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Pluck out my body hair and use it to fill a shopping bag that I will nail to Alex's door

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .

kleo706

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Due to a paperwork filing error, I cannot get paid for my hours on the job today. However, if I leave... then the office is entirely without staff. So, which of these poll choices lists the correct option?
 
Dear Azal,

I teach grammar. Don't mean I needs to use it properly.

xoxoxo
-k-
 
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