some days...

a user comes by today and can't find their icon to our forms program out on the server. so, I go to her cubicle and sure enough, she has lost her connection. I'm remapping her drive to the server that the application is on, and I notice her keyboard and mouse are filthy, like a brown crust over everything. yuck. I can feel my stomach heaving...but I quell it in a mighty he-man manner...until...

she's still babbling about how computers mystify her blah blah blah...and a gobule of spit flies out of her mouth onto my arm.

ugh.