Some things I insist must be on the next record

[spawn]

1/ Copious use of cheesy lyrics, extra points for working "death to false metal" or "the gods of metal" or even "defenders of the metal faith" into a song more than once.

2/ A remix by the one and only Disco Stu. But it must be a hidden track, as Disco Stu doesnt advertise

3/ The band photo with the band dressed up as medievil/nordic warriors with big horny helmets and furry underpants and furry boots and Lord Tim in the centre with a foot high crown with huge jewels on his head and wearing long robe trimmed with fur, all while sitting on a throne.

4/Screams so high that only a dog can hear them

5/ Lots of epic style chanting/choirs on each track to ensure that you can be labelled as "epic"

6/ You call the fanclub "The Dungeon Captives" and you guys call youselves "The Dungeon Masters".

7/ A cover that includes all these elements: A castle, a dragon, a sword or 2, some medievil warriors, a chalice of some sort, a campfire, a bard and a scantilly clad woman or 2.

Yes, i am bored, and yes, I have too much time on my hands.

 

[Lord Tim]

You never know your luck....

 

[Mark]

And lots of photos of the 'Dungeon Love Slaves'

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Lord Tim
You never know your luck....

I was only kidding Tim Think of it like one of those top tens on letterman. Only its 7. And not funny. Ill buy you a drink when I finally see you guys live to make up for my unfunnyness

Oh and could someone please explain what in gods name this slave of love song is??? Is it a long lost dungeon classic?? Come on, let me in on the secret, im sick of being on the outer!

 

[Lord Tim]

One thing you should never do with us is joke around becaue we tend to end up doing it anyway! HAHAHA!

Slave Of Love... Classic? Well, maybe Troops would think so! HAHA! Have a look on the SAMPLES page and then go to DEMOLITION (or CHANGING MOODS) - there's a link there to an MP3... But you do so at your own risk! HAHAHA!

 

[spawn]

I shall check when I get home as the stupid pcs here dont have speakers, plus they have blocked access to any files ending with MP3, im still trying to work out how to change the proxy settings so it will let me

 

[9mm]

Originally posted by spawn
2/ A remix by the one and only Disco Stu. But it must be a hidden track, as Disco Stu doesnt advertise

4/Screams so high that only a dog can hear them

HAHA! That's gold!

 

[Stu]

Ha haha

Disco by name......
Metal by Nature.......

Now there's a great song title.

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by Lord Tim
Dungeon - Melodic Power Metal (97% Cheese-free! HAHA!)

I'm getting a little worried about that 3%.

 

[Glenn]

Hey you 've got a picture of Danny Bonaduce as well.How did you find one with him in a Parra jersey though?

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by Glenn
Hey you 've got a picture of Danny Bonaduce as well.How did you find one with him in a Parra jersey though?

Yeah, good one mate!

Really looks like Danny Bonaduche!!!

So, where did you get that Madonna pic from for your profile, Glenn?

 

[Goreripper]

I think Spawn's been listening to Lost Horizon too much!

 

[spawn]

I think Spawn didnt think before posting as usual

Ive never heard Lost Horizon, are they 97% cheese expensive?

 

[Goreripper]

Lost Horizon are the cheesiest band EVER! But they rule! Hahahaah!

 

[spawn]

Cheesiest band EVER??? I like the sound of that

 

[Wrathchild]

I for one would like to hear Dungeon's version of the theme song from "Bob The Builder." Can we play it? Yes we can!

W

 

[Glenn]

Originally posted by Stevo


Yeah, good one mate!

Really looks like Danny Bonaduche!!!

So, where did you get that Madonna pic from for your profile, Glenn?

What Madonna pic?

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by Glenn
What Madonna pic?

Just like your avatar pic looks <I>nothing</I> like Madonna, my avatar pic looks <I>nothing</I> like Danny Bonaduche.

You get?

 

[Glenn]

Originally posted by Stevo


Just like your avatar pic looks <I>nothing</I> like Madonna, my avatar pic looks <I>nothing</I> like Danny Bonaduche.

You get?

Then why did you say it was Madonna in the first place and then in the next post you say it doesn't look nothing like her.Drummers really aren't that bright are they?

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by Glenn
Then why did you say it was Madonna in the first place and then in the next post you say it doesn't look nothing like her.Drummers really aren't that bright are they?

I <I>could</I> possibly say the same about radio announcers that think ordinary people look like 70's teen rock stars. But I won't.

Ta ta!