someone is PISSED at me

[goatschool]

and y'know what dude? i probably would be too.

but on the other hand, i might not mind being in your shoes, either.

 

[xfer]

who and how

i will kill them.

or, at least, mock them mercilessly.

 

[lizard]

me too. point me in the right direction. I be on they ass like a 170 lb chimp on a banana!

 

[avi]

details!

 

[lizard]

well...yes. if I am going to hound someone unmercifully, I suppose I should understand why.

xfer, given your dislike of dogs I will understand your use of the word "mock" as opposed to "hound"

 

[minxnim]

unless it's octopus that's mad, i will kill said person for being stupid.

 

[goatschool]

i go out to get a coffee and i come back to a massive show of support.

honestly, i am talking about the catstration, but my heart is sufficiently warmed!

 

[goatschool]

well, except from avi, but...

 

[avi]

hey man, I still got your back - I just wanted the dirt first

 

[FalseTodd]

OH COME ON NICK, THAT CAT DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE YOU ON
x

 

[Baliset]

did he poop and/or pee all over things that mean alot to you? because that is what pumpkin does when he is pissed at someone.

 

[goatschool]

physically true, but on the other hand he (? - again) now understands that i have a weak spot. and he, no longer.

 

[goatschool]

no greg, he's just sort of giving me the cold shoulder. no defecation yet, thank goth.

the vet asst's told tales of his clawing and biting the shit out of them this morning, which was a suprise to me, and i just know he was projecting.

 

[deadair]

...which was a suprise to me, and i just know he was projecting.

this made me laugh out loud...

XOXOX

 

[goatschool]

hey how is it that this thread only has one view?

 

[FalseTodd]

BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS SO BALLS TO THE WALL THA-

uh.

 

[minxnim]

falsetodd is being hysterical today! seriously!

 

[xfer]

sorry, but i'm not going to kill a kitty. even for you.

i will refer to him as Castrober, if it makes you feel better.

 

[TheNewChupe]

if the same jokes were in a smaller font, it'd be somewhat less amusing. presentation is key.

 

[goatschool]

castrober floppo is his name today.

he can't walk straight and falls over.