someone wrote a telegram to god

[minxnim]

Dear God STOP
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP
Your check will be mailed STOP
Please do not use me for a reference STOP

 

[The Dope]

I....don't.....know.....how....to....respond...to.....this....post.....

 

[The Dope]

Oh wait, now I remember...

 

[minxnim]

why do i always seem to have this effect?

 

[The Dope]

I was just shocked by the fact that there is a decent telegram service that will deliver all the way to the pearly gates of the heavenly spheres.

 

[xfer]

-.. . .- .-. / .--. .-. . .--. .--. -.-- --..-- / --. --- / - --- / .... . .-.. .-.. .-.-.- / --. --- -..

 

[The Dope]

Shit, not this again.

 

[XzanderX]

wait....... a telegram to god........?

why.... why did you get it???????? oh, god?!? huh?

 

[deadair]

(zander with the post of the day everybody... our boy dan)

 

[minxnim]

zander , i know it's monday and all but you really need to put on your glasses.

 

[XzanderX]

Originally posted by the_preppy
Dear God STOP
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP
Your check will be mailed STOP
Please do not use me for a reference STOP

someone sent god a telegram, they delivered it to you. you are god! my logic is explained in miracle on 34th street!

 

[minxnim]

unless i wrote the telegraph.


genius.

(p.s. if i were god, i wouldnt be getting fired, i'd be awesome)

 

[XzanderX]

you are just trying to cover up that someone fired you!!!

 

[minxnim]

wherever did you find that weird little thing?

anyway, they still can't locate quanta in space! so they're way far off with physics dude. pay attention.

(p.p.s. if i were god, churches would be cooler)

 

[avi]

preppy's getting fired? when did this happen?

 

[XzanderX]

 

[minxnim]

not fired, just demoted!
I AM NOW JUST A MERE DEMI-GOD I AM AFRAID! LIKE HERCULES! (only with cuter hair)

 

[xfer]

Cuter hair, and less insane family-slaying.

 

[avi]

sorry to hear that prep

 

[minxnim]

it's okay. i can still like swim across the pacific ocean and throw boulders and stuff. being god was too time consuming. now i will have more time to spend with my pets and robina and stuff.