Something good came from that Ashlee Simpson lyp sync thing!

[NAD]

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=173273

Ashlee Simpson's Fans Can Trade In CD

Given that it's been blown wide open that Ashlee Simpson lip-synchs, a New York group is offering her fans the chance to try what they feel is "real" music.

HOPE, or Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment, is giving people who bought Simpson's album the chance to turn it in for what it calls "one of a higher entertainment quality."

Fans who bring the disc to New York's Knitting Factory can trade it in for one by Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, The Grateful Dead, Joni Mitchell or Brian Wilson.

The 19-year-old singer was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, with her manager-father saying that his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.

Joe Simpson added that she's never used the extra help before.

If you're not in New York, you can still get in on the deal by checking out www.HopeInAmerica.com

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hey from that website!

H.O.P.E & KNITTING FACTORY NYC

OFFER ASHLEE SIMPSON CD TRADE IN



The Knitting Factory along with H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) are offering the good people of America who have been duped into buying Ashlee Simpson's CD a reprieve; the opportunity to turn in her CD for one of a higher entertainment quality. Just bring your Ashlee Simpson CD down to the Knitting Factory Box Office between 10 and 5 PM Mon thru Sat and get one by the likes of Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Mr. Bungle, Ray Charles, Abe Lincoln Story, Grateful Dead, Neil Hamburger, Joni Mitchell, and Brian Wilson (while supplies last / selections vary) courtesy of Rhino Records in replacement. If you're in a city outside NYC, contact Hopeinfilm@aol.com or visit www.hopeinamerica,com for an exchange.

hahaha I want to see the looks on the faces of the people who trade in that CD for Disco Volante

 

[NAD]

Stupid fucking MSN leaves off the "unknown" bands. Typical.

And yes, I think Disco Volante could destroy the mind of your average pop-music fan. Oh man, and those that it didn't destroy would probably turn into Smart Über Hot Metal Bitches!!!

EDIT: based on the assumption that all her fans are hot 17 year olds.

EDIT EDIT: hot 17 year old chicks. THIS POST TOOK 6 MINUTES TO EDIT

 

[JayKeeley]

That is brilliant. Even if nobody does it, the principle of the thing is out there now. See my other thread about the pop industry. Mainstream pop has NEVER been this bad, where the artists aren't even real musicians anymore.

 

[JayKeeley]

You know the other thing about Ashlee Simpson? She's a fucking moose! Man, that bitch is ugly.

At least Britney, Cristina, Jessica, and Mandy Moore are pretty decent looking, especially Moore.

Another overrated chick: Paris Hilton. For fucks sake...

 

[NAD]

Dude Jessica is retarded, I agree that Ashlee is a moose but she's at least almost cute. You take away Jessica's blond hair and big tits and she's a chunky girl riding the little bus.

Mandy Moore is way hot, and Christina is in a Pam Anderson plastic slut type of way. She does have a sweet, sweet can though.

 

[JayKeeley]

You take away Jessica's blond hair and big tits...

Why would I do that!? Looks is ALL I'm basing it on.

 

[lizard]

Aguilera at least writes her own songs and can sing.

 

[MFJ]

You know the other thing about Ashlee Simpson? She's a fucking moose! Man, that bitch is ugly.

At least Britney, Cristina, Jessica, and Mandy Moore are pretty decent looking, especially Moore.

Another overrated chick: Paris Hilton. For fucks sake...

Right on!

 

[Ayeka]

The 19-year-old singer was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, with her manager-father saying that his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.

Anyone like to bring me up to speed on this?

 

[NAD]

Aguilera at least writes her own songs and can sing.

True, she actually has talent. She's a feisty dumb cunt, too.

Anyone like to bring me up to speed on this?

Whoa, I'm surprised you haven't heard about this, I don't even watch TV and I've seen countless crap on it.

Video of what the dilly: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ashlee-snl.html

 

[JayKeeley]

Whoa, I'm surprised you haven't heard about this, I don't even watch TV and I've seen countless crap on it.

Not everyone lives in America you know.

Some people live in Wales.