spain is waiting amon amarth

OK, since this thread already exists under a different heading, I'm hijcking it.
That way it won't be a complete waste of space.
Does anyone know any good jokes? BETTER than, say, "Why do seagulls live by the sea? - Cuz if they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?)" or "You know a blonde has had a long day at work when she's walking around the office searching for her pencil with a tampon stuck behind her ear".
 
L33ch said:
That can be translated properly and still work

"my nose is running and my feet are smelling"

oh lol i translated as "my nose is walking and feet are stinky" and that wasnt so funny.. well the original dutch (or good translated) version isnt funny 2, so it doesnt rly matter lol.. XD