OK, since this thread already exists under a different heading, I'm hijcking it.
That way it won't be a complete waste of space.
Does anyone know any good jokes? BETTER than, say, "Why do seagulls live by the sea? - Cuz if they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?)" or "You know a blonde has had a long day at work when she's walking around the office searching for her pencil with a tampon stuck behind her ear".