speeding ticket time

[goatschool]

hey guys, the cops said this is national speeding ticket day and 4 all of U 2 CELEBRATE!!!

 

[minxnim]

no you didn't


????

 

[goatschool]

i cannot resist an invite to party from a puerto rican cop...

 

[goatschool]

last night, a gigantic (12 ft) tree branch fell and almost hit my car. bark was all over the roof. i was like, pheww...

this AM, my roommate made a snippy request. i'm thinking: this is sort of a bad span of time, but not that bad yet. i'm waiting for the other shoe to drop...

PARTY TIME

 

[minxnim]

oh no...

 

[minxnim]

that party has punch spiked with dog pee

 

[goatschool]

cursed party.

 

[minxnim]

i hear that cool and the gang song

 

[xfer]

national teething spigot day

 

[chupe666]

no way.
jodi got a speeding ticket yesterday. were they a day early? I'M SUING.

 

[goatschool]

score: 4pts!

 

[mariovanpeebles]

Last time I got a speeding ticket, my car started smoking while he was in the cop car making sure my insurence was A number 1 Duke of New York.

He would let me drive it home...

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

- "look boxy, this isn't a big deal. If you remember, I helped you move your grandma to a nursing home, and that was my day off"

- "awww, that wasn't no grandma, that was a plastic bag"

- "well, you just a box"

- "I justa what, bitch?"

 

[lizard]

my speedometer stopped working on Saturday.

 

[Greg B.]

Me and my brother have former police vehicles. So holiday weekends = downright dangerous if we drive on the highway. People do one of two things when our cars come up behind them:
1) change lanes without looking
2) drop speed by 10-20 MPH

 

[minxnim]

i think nick is probably like, one of those italian race car drivers so in reading this thread i am like... he probably was racing the cops wearing a white scarf etc.

 

[Josh Seipp]

the van I was gonna use to move our furniture didn't start and there were no trucks or vans available to rent ALL FREAKIN WEEKEND

 

[chupe666]

first weekend of the month, especially july, is horrible for moving trucks. for years because of school ending, my leases would end on july 1 and i'd have to move on the hottest frigging day of the year.

 

[mindspell]

Can't be worse than here.. about 95% of leases end on the first of July so everybody is moving at the same time and it is just hell to move about the city...

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

IT WAS 104 WHERE I LIVE TODAY

GODDAMN