staten island refinery fire

I declare today's theme: hair metal

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I live 4 blocks away from the fire, we were evacuated bu hunky firemen. It was crazy, I'm squinting my eyes, scratching, and sipping my coffee while looking out the window...All of a sudden, I hear this GIGANTIC BOOM, fire and black smoke everywhere. Of course my parents started screaming "Fucking Arabs bombed us!" I quickly dismissed that claim, by saying, "Mom we live Staten Island, the only people who have wished to blow this place up is me, and a few of my friends." It also stinks like ass outside, and seeping into the house now.
 
my friend from SI just called and said "GET HELP FOR US FRESH KILLS IS GONNA BURN TO THE GROUND!" i almost died laughing.

(fresh kills is a giant dump)