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Perhaps the most offensive thing in his entire post is the mention of Starbucks...

When I went home a few weeks ago, everyone met at Starbucks to say goodbye because all the family lives in different states. Since I dislike foo-foo faggot coffee, I decided to just get a single espresso; it was the worst espresso I've ever had in my life. It tasted like coffee grounds thrown on the floor, set on fire, then put into the machine and let sit for an entire day and then running water through it. It was awful. Never again.

No shit: Folger's in my dad's coffee maker was much better. FOLGER'S.