Speaking of getting hooked up. My buddy is trying to set me up with some 25 yr old Chinese virgin. I said no thanks for obvious reasons. She has a pretty good body and all (think Susperia but more toned), but really has nothing on the gals from metal-dating.com
actually, the means or instrument I was intending for the carrying out of the hitting was to be my penis, which is approximately the same length and stiffness as a baseball bat when erect.