Svart Katt

what is this hipster bullshit?

fuck off hipster bullshit.

EDIT: says Hell Mike but johanna probably agrees but she's grocery shopping atm.
 
what is this hipster bullshit?

fuck off hipster bullshit.
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This is big over here in the U.S, it's call "Midnight Riding". Basically, a bunch of twats (strange twats), gather at a meeting point after sundown. It is here where they knock back a couple 40's, then ride through the streets as gaily as a noodle down a poodle's throat. There's also regular stops for smoke breaks, oy vey. A fixed gear bike is also recommended for emphasis.
 
What is it, a treasure hunt or what? Tippsrunda? That'd be alright is they weren't wearing corpsepaint. That's just gay. At least the majority of them were wearing helmets. Gotta protect ya noggin when pursuing faggotry on a bike ride through cemeteries.

'My lamp broke after like 5 minutes. Pretty rough.' haha what a fag.