Taking a piss before you get on a plane

[JayKeeley]

If you need fluids on a plane to detonate an explosive, why not just drink a couple of pints before you board and then piss it all out once you're at high altitude.

Discuss.

 

[JayKeeley]

Don't all jump to it at once.

 

[Dark One]

"Due to the possible consumption of explosive beverages, no passenger shall be allowed on board with more than 3 ounces of fluid in their bladder."

 

[JayKeeley]

Exactly.

They're gonna have to start checking them shitz.

You're more likely gonna blow something up with vodka-lined piss than you are some moist toilet wipes.

 

[Dark One]

Exactly.

They're gonna have to start checking them shitz.

You're more likely gonna blow something up with vodka-lined piss than you are some moist toilet wipes.

"Sir - I'm going to have to ask you to urinate in this bucket please. If the bucket explodes or turns pink, you will have to be detained."

 

[JayKeeley]

terrorists = 2 steps ahead

 

[Dark One]

Def Leppard = 2 steps behind

 

[Reign in Acai]

terrorists = 2 steps ahead

Ali, I wouldn't be posting these suggestions. Given the fact that your name is "Ali". <3

 

[J.]

when we flew to our vacation, my wifes bag was "randomly searched" because they saw a bic lighter. they kept it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

what has 9 arms and sucks?

























































def leppard

 

[JayKeeley]

Ali, I wouldn't be posting these suggestions. Given the fact that your name is "Ali". <3

'tis short for Alistair McKeeley.

 

[Reign in Acai]

'tis short for Alistair McKeeley.

V5

 

[Sorrow's Servant]

WTF def leppard's drummer has 1 arm oO

 

[lurch70]

very tall people make bad terrorists ...

 

[Guthrum]

I thought the topic read, "Taking a piss on a phone".