Texts from last night

[BrettT]

Funny shit:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

 

[JeffTD]

One of my favorite sites - been checking regularly for months now, even submitted a handful.

 

[Habsburgs]

I had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.

 

[JeffTD]

The best one ever, to me, is still:


(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

honorable mention:

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

 

[Erkan]

HAHA! :>

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

This site is fuckin funny!!

 

[GarethSE]

(434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Metal Overload]

"just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"