Thanks Samantha!

[Ryan VH]

Thanks for the card. It's great! You'll get my stuff soon.

 

[Captain Beard]

Shitfucking firecrackers, I still haven't sent any cards! thanks for reminding me, pencil dick.

 

[Ryan VH]

i better get one then

 

[Captain Beard]

Get what?

 

[Ryan VH]

a fucking card!!!!!!!!


























please

 

[MajestikMøøse]

A card? I was under the distinct impression that you wanted a pencil-dick.

 

[Ryan VH]

A card? I was under the distinct impression that you wanted a pencil-dick.

he could add that too for me

 

[Captain Beard]

The only thing I would send you is Ricin.

 

[Ryan VH]

gee ummm thanks?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, only thank me if I send you a nail bomb.

 

[Ryan VH]

ill thank you in advance

 

[Captain Beard]

What does Samantha find tolerable about you anyway? Though she does like strange people, this might explain it. Or maybe pity. How many Myspace lists from this board are you even on?

 

[Ryan VH]

12 people.

 

[Captain Beard]

Holy shit. Names please, I'm at a marvel.

 

[Ryan VH]

Steph
Mike
Will
Samantha
Tony (fading)
Karen
Isabel
Eric
Russel
Tee
WD
Vera
Paul

13 people actually. i counted wrong.

 

[Captain Beard]

Isabel
Eric

I shall make it a point to ask why.

Fuck it, I need a rounded number. Ask again, I need 140 people.

 

[Ryan VH]

Isabel
Eric

I shall make it a point to ask why.

Fuck it, I need a rounded number. Ask again, I need 140 people.

dude im way different when im talking to a single person than i am on a forum. sure i know i can be annoying at times, but fuck man, who isnt?

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm drunk, expect my feelings to be magnified 25X.

 

[Ryan VH]

that still doesnt take away from the fact that you dont like me at all right?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, I DON'T LIKE the retards I work with.
I normally find you annoying. The alcohol isn't helping much tonight.