The 10 commandments..........in ebonics...

jks

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Apr 10, 2006
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1. I be God. Don' be dissin me.

2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.

3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.

5. Don' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither.

6. Don' ice ya bros.

7. Stick to ya own woman.

8. Don' be liftin no goods.

9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.

10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.


Exactly why anyone who talks like that should be shot on sight
 
Fucking hell, I've just laughed so much I think a little bit of wee just came out. That comment on the final pic was dead on.


Please, Norsemaiden, marry me!!
 
Brilliant isn't it? :lol: And a good idea the way he saved the craziest ones until last. Glad you enjoyed it Assmaster!