The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers

[ahjteam]

http://www.cracked.com/article_1852...sly-failed-attempts-at-sexy-album-covers.html

 

[JMarz]

@ prince

Just when you think the guy can't get any gayer. Killer guitar player though

 

[ahjteam]

But the next Prince album after Lovesexy was a fucking killer. The Batman soundtrack

 

[Narissa]

lmao!! the best description: "This is either one of the worst album covers ever or the best refrigerator ad of all time. Either way, Cerrone certainly isn't aiming too high when it comes to his idea of paradise. Most people dream up some utopia that is completely unachievable. Cerrone, on the other hand, is a bathroom remodel and a kidnapping away from living in the world he's always yearned for. It's admirable, really."

 

[Jevil]

That's scary!

 

[FIXXXER]

That's scary!

+1

especially that one dude who looks like a white rihanna

uke:uke:uke:uke:

 

[Notuern]

Why not feature Scorpions "Virgin Killer" ?

The original cover art for the album depicted a naked ten-year-old girl named Jaqueline,[10] with a shattered glass crack effect obscuring her genitals.

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[Jevil]

Why not feature Scorpions "Virgin Killer" ?





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Nowadays a cover like that is synonym of jail.

 

[JayB]

haha i loved the one with the redneck under the shower , that mustache was painful

 

[Eddy]

Why not feature Scorpions "Virgin Killer" ?

The Germans are a weird bunch, but I still don't think that cover was meant to represent "sexy"....

 

[DanLights]

I lol'd hard

 

[Notuern]

The Germans are a weird bunch, but I still don't think that cover was meant to represent "sexy"....

Considering the pose and the whole nudity part, i would say it kind of was.. but at the same time, i know the purpose was all about that "time kills innocence" shit they where talking about.. still the dumbest cover evar.