The Bacon Explosion

So I imagine my August adventure to Clad land will be something like this?
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It appears I'll be working 6:00 am to 2:00 pm on Thanksgiving (if I'm really lucky I'll be able to get a double and work until 10:00 pm) and I would be really thankful if someone shipped a bacon explosion to me at work that day.