the bags under my eyes are sexy
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azal
love is the answer
VangelicSurgeon
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minxnim
meow
!!!!!
i have had huge black circles under my eyes since i was about 5. my mom said our hippie commune doctor was like 'this is one stressed out toddler'.
i have really really super LIGHT blue eyes (note, a guy at the park two weeks ago told me i have DOG EYES, wtf?) anyway, so yea, contrasted with the black circles i look sort of paranormal.
i have had huge black circles under my eyes since i was about 5. my mom said our hippie commune doctor was like 'this is one stressed out toddler'.
i have really really super LIGHT blue eyes (note, a guy at the park two weeks ago told me i have DOG EYES, wtf?) anyway, so yea, contrasted with the black circles i look sort of paranormal.
azal
love is the answer
prep was totally little man tate growing up.
I bet you had an ulcer from constantly worrying about world issues in kindergarten.
I bet you had an ulcer from constantly worrying about world issues in kindergarten.
wow, you must look just like my dog (which is cool, because my dog is sexay). he has light blue eyes with black circles around them (totally black metal). i met this guy who definitely had dog eyes -- two different color. i think that rules.
minxnim
meow
no, no ulcer. but i used to barf a lot and i used to skip school. i had my first cigarette when i was 7. i had a high level of anxiety to say the least.
minxnim
meow
my eyes are like, cool but also not cool. cool because they are the same as my dads and that's sort of neat. not cool because (this is not an exaggeration) 6 or 7 times a day someone has to comment on them like 'WHOA YR EYES ARE CRAZZZZEEEEEEE' or "hey blue eyes" or "WHOA! are your eyes real!@?!?!"
and i am too shy for that shit.
and i am too shy for that shit.
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
yeah, i get that a lot, too....at least once every ten days or so at the store where i work. i always want to think of a witty rejoinder to have ready for the inevitable "You have beautiful eyes!" or "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes?" comment, but i've never found the proper one.
minxnim
meow
it happened this morning when i was buying a cookie. the guy at the bakery was like 'are those color contacts!?' and i said 'yes'.
VangelicSurgeon
Three Star General
minxnim
meow
bitches rea ALWAYS hitting on my dad, even girls my age. it's gross. (one time i was in the ER and the woman came in and was like 'your boyfriend is waiting outside!' and i was like WHAT? she was talking about my DAD)
but anyway, one time this architect named selena was all over my dad and she was like 'are your eyes real peter?' and he was like 'no, they're glass. i can't see a fucking thing' so i say that now sometimes too. my dad rules of funnyness.
but anyway, one time this architect named selena was all over my dad and she was like 'are your eyes real peter?' and he was like 'no, they're glass. i can't see a fucking thing' so i say that now sometimes too. my dad rules of funnyness.
