The Brown Album

[Bucko]

Should Metallica's new Album be called the" Brown Album " seeing there is a lot shitting of pants over it?

 

[Goreripper]

They can't call it that because Primus already has an album called that, and we all know the Metallica only does original stuff.

 

[Winmar]

I think Martin Malloy released a Brown Album too, and I'm sure Metallica wouldn't want to steal their thunder.

Would probably be an appropriate title though!

 

[Southy]

what about the Toilet album??

 

[Lord Tim]

Wasn't that "Load" (if you get what I mean?) HAHA!

 

[Spiff]

I quite liked Load. If it was released by anyone other than Metallica it would be hailed as a masterpiece, I'm sure.

 

[The Amazer]

I couldn't agree more with you Spiff.

But I don't think Metallica would released an album dedicated to those with weak bowels like me.

BUT IF THEY DID I WOULD SHIT MY PANTS!

 

[Spiff]

I think it's time to change the channel, ceydn - that one's getting a bit old.

 

[The Amazer]

But if I change the channel... what if something's on that doesn't make me shit my pants?

 

[spawn]

We would all give thanks to the heavens

 

[Spruce Goose]

Have you ever seen the 'I Didnt do it!' episode of the Simpsons Ceydn?

In a nutshell, Bart appears on the Krusty the Clown show and says 'I didnt do it' after he knocked over some stuff.. The crowd loved it, and all thought he was so funny.

Krusty decided to make Bart a weekly feature on the show..... But the more times he said his famous catchphrase 'I didnt do it!', the more it lost its appeal and the crowd started getting quite annoyed when Bart would say it.

Dont know how that relates here, but I thought you might like to read it

 

[Southy]

why be nice about these things Sprucey?

 

[The Amazer]

Are you all saying that you don't like my pant-shitting any more?

I think it was Christopher Lambert who once said these words:

"I cannot control my bowel, my bowel controls me"

 

[vic was 'ere]

They can't call it that because Primus already has an album called that, and we all know the Metallica only does original stuff.

They don't do all original stuff - unlike most bands they actually put out an entire album of covers!

 

[Southy]

Other bands have too mate, ever herad Last of the Sane by Earth Crisis? same thing an album of covers...can't think of the other example..but thats not the piont im sure Gorey was shit stiring waiting for a bite...