The caption thread!!

[Spiff]

Put a caption to this picture.

 

[Mark]

Ya fuckin' wanna go? YA FUCKIN WANNA, HUH? COME ON! FUCKIN HAVE A GO THEN!

Or something...

 

[Shannow]

"So I've started buying these Listerine strip things.
Do you reckon they work ?"

BTW, while researching what these silly fucking new fad things were, item 6 on google was this http://www.livejournal.com/community/sextips/2864976.html

 

[Spiff]

"And here's my Ozzy Osbourne impersonation..."

 

[spawn]

Nicko: If you EVER let Bruce fly the plane again I QUIT, do you hear me Steve?

Bruce (still at the controls thinking he is flying):Scream for me passengers... SCREAM FOR ME PASSENGERS!

Steve: Bloody ell, soccers good innit?

 

[Mark]

He'd call it football tho, dickhead.

 

[spawn]

Football is played on tv tonight at 830pm, its not my fault if Steve is too stupid to know that

 

[Sydo]

"Our fan's aren't stupid Steve you know.. they only need to hear the chorus once to get the point."

 

[Shannow]

"Our fan's aren't stupid Steve you know.. they only need to hear the chorus once to get the point."

aka "Don't you think I'm your fuckin' saviour ?"

 

[Southy]

Car'n big fella give nicko a smoochy pooch

 

[Mark]

 

[Lord Tim]

Nicko: "Oh dear. I have soiled myself."

 

[Cyclonus]

Nicko - "Behave yourself or you will go to bed without dinner"

 

[Winmar]

"Ooh Steve mate, would you mind hopping off my scrotum? There's a good lad."

 

[Smashed]

"Does my nose look big in these glasses?"

 

[KoichCPA]

Nicko " I fuck goats and pull stupid facials"

 

[spawn]

This plane can be yours for the price of 14 beers.

 

[Mark]

"Oh my god, it's STEVE HARRIS!"

"Just up, Nick..."

 

[Bucko]

"Harry ,were in fuk is the bar on that bloody thing"

"Whos got me sootie puppet"

"Well suspose we can tour downunder now your cut the flight costs in half"

 

[Goreripper]

"Why does Bruce get to fly everywhere? When can I have a go?"