The complete Opeth masterworks - Thirteen years of sleazy riffs

Gustav Perdition

Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness,
Oct 5, 2008
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Pelvic thrusts

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The Apostle in Triumph - 07:27

Don't miss the beat, or you'll end up looking like a fool


Techno Viking

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Under the Weeping Moon - 0:57

Don't forget make lots of sexy shoulder movements to emphasise the grooves of the weeping moon


Undress

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In Mist She was Standing - 06:37

The sleazy bassline perfectly lends itself for a strip show. Don't stand in mist or nobody will see you


Line dance

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The Amen Corner - 01:00

Bust some cowboy moves in the amen corner of the bible belt


Suspicious looking tribal dance

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Serenity Painted Death - 01:25, 02:11

Pay tribute to the inventors of corpsepaint


Do weird things with your tongue

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The Leper Affinity - 02:13

Impress girls with the length of your unit to this exceptionally sleazy riff


Russian dance

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The Funeral Portrait - 00:00-03:51

Bust some cossack moves sporting as grim a face as humanly possible


Do awesome things with your tongue/head/body

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Blackwater Park - 01:47, 05:14

Act like Abbath to the two sleaziest riffs ever made


Drown

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Heir Apparent - 06:22 until "Heir Apparent"

Drown yourself or someone else to the kickassery of these riffs


Do the Mario

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The Lotus Eater - 05:48

Be a paisano and take one step (and then again) to perform the Mario
 
I dont get it at all

me neither. while the pictures and the words are slightly funny here and there, i completely fail to see the connection to Opeth songs. and i'm too lazy now to listen to the quoted song parts to find out if this makes it any clearer. I don't expect it will.