The day you die

[cedarbreed]

http://www.deathclock.com/

 

[cedarbreed]

My Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, May 14, 2032

Seconds left to live...

908,861,221

Still 29 years to go ... cheer up ... I'll be 52 or 53, too stoned to take the month into account anyway, pretty young.

And my BM is 26, which means i'm in light overweight. But i knew that already ! thanks for reminding me

 

[toolsofthetrade]

about 1,891,747,000 seconds still left.
my body mass indexation is a desirable 22!
i will die Saturday, July 7, 2063
which means i'd be 85, plus half a year and exactly one day.

and i was hoping i'd die on my birthday!!!

maybe i have to smoke 2 fags more a day

cheers cedar, cool to check that stuff!

oh and ppl, US measurement conversion: (*)

typical, it's swiss..

 

[cedarbreed]

funny one innit ??
but man you're gonna surive me for 30 years it's frightening !

 

[cedarbreed]

shit i misfired the coversation of my weight ! i have to do it again.
I'm 183lbs not 166, i'm more overweighted then, and i'll live even shorter

 

[toolsofthetrade]

mate, now worries - just incarnate asap, and maybe we can die together - wouldnt that be jolly-fucking-nice, yeah!?

 

[toolsofthetrade]

funny one innit ??
but man you're gonna surive me for 30 years it's frightening !

yeah, i picked 'optimistic', making me me question what the fuck i'm doing here amongst these professional melancholics haha

 

[cedarbreed]

True results :

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 4, 2029

Seconds left to live...

815,979,772

And by BM is 29 now ! which means i'm close to being obese screw them !!

so now i have only 26 more years to go and I'll die at 49 ! i wanna know my fifties and see if i'm still able to rock n roll then like the Rolling Stones mummies

 

[cedarbreed]

mate, now worries - just incarnate asap, and maybe we can die together - wouldnt that be jolly-fucking-nice, yeah!?

I'm in

 

[toolsofthetrade]

well in that case, just do heroin every day, go to bloody clean Switzerland and filter yer blood!!
a true Stones fan would follow their footsteps...

 

[cedarbreed]

yeah, i picked 'optimistic', making me me question what the fuck i'm doing here amongst these professional melancholics haha

I picked up pessimistic, smoker and i'm fat, almost obese according to them, so i couldn't expect eternal life.
hell, please comfort me, 1m71 for 83kg is fatty overweight but it's not obesity

 

[toolsofthetrade]

comforting you: just stay who you are - it suits you.

bringing you down: sort it out now mate, before you die with a definition of regret

 

[cedarbreed]

well in that case, just do heroin every day, go to bloody clean Switzerland and filter yer blood!!
a true Stones fan would follow their footsteps...

Heroin is not my trip but I would enjoy a cold-temperatured country with mountais as landscape ! And they have chocolate and outstanding cheeses there ... Hum tonight I'm gonna think about moving !

 

[cedarbreed]

comforting you: just stay who you are - it suits you.

bringing you down: sort it out now mate, before you die with a definition of regret

I'm pleased with my fat belly actually. i have no complexes. But the doc told me it could be a cause of my back aches and sciatic problems so i have to go on a diet and lose 10 to 15 kilos

 

[Thortyir]

Here is mine:

Tuesday, June 8, 2032

Seconds left to live... 911,018,869

[font=arial, verdana]I'll die at 53!!! Fuck!!! Or maybe will it be a blessing in 2032... [/font]

 

[toolsofthetrade]

christ, how unhealthy do you guys live??

and Thortyir, you come across as a fairly happy lad mate! nonsmoker?

 

[Thortyir]

Yeah, 20/11/1979, non smoker, BMI 25 and pessimistic...

 

[cedarbreed]

Man we're dying young, i must be leading a very unhealthy life. But hey, WHOM THE GODS LOVE DIE YOUNG RIGHT ?

 

[Thortyir]

Reminds me of something...

 

[toolsofthetrade]

which is?