- Jun 27, 2005
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08.29.05
New Release:
The Diary Of Utah Calypso by Food Fortunata is out now! This is real punk in book form. The legend behind Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records, Sockeye, Fossil Fuel and more graces us with so many words, it makes your brain hurt. Look at the Food Fortunata page for samples. Its only $4.00, so..why not?
Food Fortunata is the mastermind behind such legendary projects as Sockeye,
Fossil Fuel and so many others, its stupid. One of the inventors of Ohio Tardcore
and CEO of Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records, Food is an inspiration. We are
more than honored to have made an agreement with this foul bastard to release
his newest book, right on the heels of the immensely popular George's Glue
Apparatus And Earthquake Management System, Food will grace us with another
stroke of abstract genius this fall.
Food has been writing music and writing books since before you read this, so that
proves you are an idiot. His books have sold, and so has his music, and that's
better than you have done. His books also prove cows useless. Food has revolutionized
the dental industry. Food Fortunata can almost write his own name. Instead, he has
now written three books worth of non-fiction. The fourth is being contemplated currently
within his pea-sized brain. What makes this idiot think he's an author is anybody's guess...
http://www.audiosavant.com
New Release:
The Diary Of Utah Calypso by Food Fortunata is out now! This is real punk in book form. The legend behind Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records, Sockeye, Fossil Fuel and more graces us with so many words, it makes your brain hurt. Look at the Food Fortunata page for samples. Its only $4.00, so..why not?
Food Fortunata is the mastermind behind such legendary projects as Sockeye,
Fossil Fuel and so many others, its stupid. One of the inventors of Ohio Tardcore
and CEO of Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records, Food is an inspiration. We are
more than honored to have made an agreement with this foul bastard to release
his newest book, right on the heels of the immensely popular George's Glue
Apparatus And Earthquake Management System, Food will grace us with another
stroke of abstract genius this fall.
Food has been writing music and writing books since before you read this, so that
proves you are an idiot. His books have sold, and so has his music, and that's
better than you have done. His books also prove cows useless. Food has revolutionized
the dental industry. Food Fortunata can almost write his own name. Instead, he has
now written three books worth of non-fiction. The fourth is being contemplated currently
within his pea-sized brain. What makes this idiot think he's an author is anybody's guess...
http://www.audiosavant.com
