the door guy of my building threatened to call the cops on me

[avi]

apparently I look like some dude they're not supposed to let it.

cept I'm not 6'4"
nor am I 300lbs

but I do have a beard, which apparently fat huge guy also has.

door guy's english deficiency didn't help matters either.

 

[xfer]

"the dog-walking killer"

 

[goatschool]

shallow avi

did you find out the scoop on the actual dude?

"thees...thees man, he... he keel ze world wide websites... he bad man... AY, pesadilla quesadilla !"

 

[avi]

I guess they have a pic and descrip of the dude posted at the desk? i dunno - I didn't see it myself, but my defending coworker did.

 

[goatschool]

so i imagine you were too pissed and indignant to even want to look?

i like this. i mean, i don't like that you almost got arrested (read into that as you may). but i like the dynamics of what's going on here. IMHO.

 

[avi]

I didn't want to make too much of a spectacle and push the guy around. it was obviously a difficult situation with the language problem n all. I doubt I would've gotten arrested.

 

[goatschool]

what would be really weird is if it happened again tomorrow. or at lunch.

big building?

 

[avi]

meh, not so big. they don't check people as much at other times I don't think, but since I come in at 5:30-6, they get suspicious.

 

[goatschool]

yeah i think if i was a security guard, and that was either the beginning or end of my shift, i'd be more apt to be jumpy at that hour.

although that is a REALLY big weight differential